| oh the joys of having children. apparently theres a new "drug" out on the market. its called Jenkem or "Butthash" (trust me, it only gets better from here)

thaaaats right bitches. apparently the new trend is to go play around in the sewer and inhale copious amounts of piss and shit. as if that wasn't tantalizing enough they found out that by doing so will get you high
yo i was already on the wagon when the said inhaling human feces, but this shit will get you high too?? (no pun intended) where the hell do i sign up?! I mean its not often you get to incorporate two of your favorite pass times: getting high and soaking in the potent aroma of fermenting urine. why does it not surprise me that this new little trend was started in the south?
i hate to break it to law enforcement - but this shit has been goin on for a while now. I mean, i've caught atleast 3 of my ex boyfriends sniffing my panties. Atleast now I know why. Here i was thinking they were just perverts. -whew-
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| I have carpal tunnel syndrome. My hand is numb. Let me tell you having your hand numb all the time is a feeling i could do without CYA! |
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| I noticed that these went missing from my posts so i uploaded them again just so that you don't think I'm fake again haha
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| so i way miss alex! whats up with that? |
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| so today was cute finally got out of the shit hole of a job its so cold out now..i hate it
couple good weekends two birthday parties that were pretty much good shit and you should of been there. homecoming is this weekend im going with roy it should be amazing and im with the best group of people ever
cause we both know whats its like to be alone and im dreaming in your living room we dont have much room to live konstantine is walking down the stairs doesnt she look good standing in her underwear and i was thinking yeah i was thinking weve been drinking and it doesnt get us anywhere
name that tune. Brian can play that song on the piano and the guitar and its most likely the hottest thing ever..
ps. ballsie this was updated all for you |
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